Memeing JW illustrations- day 2

Sources:

https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvjeBg6

https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28917318

Memeing JW illustrations- Day 1

This is about this

I made this with photo editing tools bc I can't defeat 4chan's captchas

Poll:
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvjeBg6

Poll Results:
https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28960622

Thanks @[email protected] for the title idea

Sorry @[email protected] for the title lol

Alt text:

Screenshot of an email response to 3 consecutive advertising emails

you think you can just swoop in here with your fancy offers of "lead generation" and "marketing automation" but let me tell you i am chad mctruth and im onto something big here and i dont need some company trying to control my message or manipulate my audience with their so called expertise because im a warrior for truth and i will not be swayed by your empty promises of success stories and case studies

heres the thing:

• if they cant generate gold from lead how are you supposedly "generating lead"???
• the markets are already automated havent you noticed robots are running wallstreet already
• are YOU interested in hearing the truth and waking up to the FAKE news and marxism

so andrew from invigo i suggest you take a look at the constitution and the bible and the subliminal messages in the chrystler jeep dodge ram commercials and understand what i am fighting for because its gonna take several hours of flirting and complements before ill be interested in a 10 or 15 minute conversation

best regards,

Chad McTruth
American Patriot

Let’s get real: if you’re still munching on leaves and pretending it’s “healthy,” you might as well be a worm, in which case I'd still love you but we'd need to have a talk about boundaries. Being a veganivore isn’t just some trendy fad- I'm the only person doing it I think. Plants are full of useless antinutrients and toxins like so-called "vitamin k" (poison) that wreck your butt and brain. Meanwhile, I’m out here thriving on pure, nutrient-dense vegan meats, chock full of the important stuff like saturated fats and sodium.

Here’s why the veganivore lifestyle crushes every other pathetic diet:

• Eliminates plant garbage because green=toxic waste
• Burns neurons and kills desires while you’re stuck overthinking
• Supercharges your body with real isoflavones, not placebo nonsense
• Boosts inflammation while other diets leave you looking flat
• Boosts libido if you make it at home and put Vyleesi in it
• Simplifies lifestyle because you get to spend all day making dinner

If you want to keep pretending unrefined plants are “good for you,” go ahead. But don’t complain when you have way too much energy and get in trouble for running around and not staying seated.

What’s your excuse for being weak? Drop it below. 👇

#VeganivoreLife #FauxMeatMonarchy #PlantsAreTrash #AlphaFuel #SigmaBrain

I could've sworn I had read a quote from him that seemed to unambiguously support violence, but now I'm wondering if I took a meme seriously or something