A small thing, kitchen scissors, too useful, it will cut. Too lazy to bring out your knives? Kitchen scissors to the rescue.
We all know of truck nuts, the day I saw them on a bicycle I knew I was in the future
Yes, your dad is your bro, but so is your mom, sister, ofc your actual bro. If you look in the mirror there's a bro staring back at you and if you go outside you wave to your bros next door before going to work.
Seriously though its some reflection of society, idk what kind, and makes me think of the Goodburger song but swap bro for dude. Anyway, brother is rare, I hear bro/bruh everywhere though.
It sure is, everyone is a bro, even your grandparents.
I work every weekend 
. At least any time you go out in public is a chance for agitation.
Damn, my best was 6T.
Eh, I don't like the look. I was thinking more 70s or civil war sideburns and then I realized, meh they're right.
Looking at 
he could have just as easily been the pale horse.
Ofc a worker would take out a member of the bourgeoisie.
Shit's otw to go down (and for sure continue to) in the next day or two, and you don't need a court astrologer to figure that one out at least.
Ancient Romans and Greeks used astrology heavily to figure out war because when you're grasping anything can be a tool for pattern recognition and the US has Romaboo brainworms since founding, so it wouldn't surprise me one bit if that's something in the mix.
Maybe, also might go with neat goatee and shaped sideburns. I'll probably figure it out by tonight, or take a nap. I think I'm turning into a cat.