This why there needs to be a Department of Guys

rip the line rip neom

Oh great! Thank god he’s not going to call it a genocide so he can get zero bills passed instead of zero bills passed

jfc is this the new American past time or something.

It’s so fucking funny that the cia is being declawed and yet trump is posturing to project American imperialism simultaneously like they are so fucking stupid and lost. It’s like they have the instincts of the Israeli right but imagine if the Israeli right decided the mossad was bad but for incoherent reasons and fucked it over leading to them fucking themselves over

American politicians playing whack a mole with Chinese apps in a desperate attempt to make us use instagram instead is the funniest possible outcome I’m here for it

is it finally happening

I’m convinced 95 percent of the users on the Lebanon subreddit don’t actually live in Lebanon. (In fact many of them admit this already)

There’s no fucking way all the posts that are like “fuck Hezbollah for doing this” while Israel carpet bombs the country are legit . For lack of a better word that shit is so cucked there’s no way this isn’t all from people whose family moved out like 40-100 years ago

Absolutely insane wording here from the times

yo Iran if you’re openly stating Israel has crossed your red lines and you’re not doing anything don’t call it a red line

oh boy here we go