his tendency for monologues can be exhausting but Flanagan has become one of my favorite streaming slop producers

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1i5uknx/biden_pardoned_his_family/

Okay, it's not completely awful because at least they advocate for a general strike and civil disobedience, but "we gotta connect with the right" is a hell of an opening line.

I browsed their profile to check if I was about to commit friendly fire, but no, it's not even a misguided succdem or baby anarchist. Just a Canadian lib reaching across the aisle.

Does this mean Kamala and Walz are Canadians? If yes, then we will take them for the Liberal Party. Justin is done so we need a new party leader.

I honestly would not have a huge problem with a conservative government if it was anyone but Millhouse as the leader

and just because I'm petty:

Java is my favourite programming language

Hey yo, hey yo

Revolutionaries be the real authoritarians

Connecticut (AP) — "I just wanted to test something" were the only words that Hollywood luminary Bill Murray had for reporters on the morning of his arrest in connection to the tragic pickleball incident that nearly cost fellow actor Kevin Bacon his life.

According to his estranged family, the 73-year-old Groundhog Day star had been acting erratically in the months leading up to the attack. "Every time I came to visit he just had this weird Dominion movie playing in the background non-stop," said a relative who wished to remain anonymous.

Murray had recently been spotted attending PETA events, but members say no one in the organization has ever had even a conversation with the reclusive actor. One unimpressed activist stated "I tried making small talk with the guy, but he kept cutting me off going 'huh? huh? huh?' and yawning really loudly."

Mr. Bacon remains in critical condition, and while his injuries are yet to be disclosed, a source within the hospital staff reported that they were shocked that someone could inflict so much damage with a pickleball paddle.

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD - During an interview with the renowned Darth Vader actor regarding his role as a consultant of Disney's upcoming Mufasa, the film crew on set became abuzz as Mr. Jones' pockets began ringing profusely. "What on Earth are you talking about?" uttered in the smooth rumbling voice of the flabbergasted Academy Award-winning actor. After consoling his loved ones over the phone, James returned to the interview and simply exclaimed "Nobody checks for fake news these days!"

It's Goon O'Clock Somewhere

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SIDNEY (AP) — Oceanic Airlines has announced that it has lost all communication with Los Angeles-bound flight 815. The B-777 airliner departed Sidney at 14:55 GMT+10 and experienced complete radio failure within 6 hours of the 14-hour journey, just minutes after the pilots relayed a severe CAT (clear air turbulence) event. Air traffic controllers in Nadi, Fiji reported that the aircraft "completely vanished" from radars as it approached the island for an emergency landing.

An international search and rescue operation is underway with hopes of recovering the vessel and possible survivors. Notable among the 324 passengers are British musician Charlie Pace of the UK rock group Drive Shaft, Mega Millions lottery winner Hugo Reyes, and American actor/comedian Carrot Top.

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