Introducing the world’s first kale cigarette,

Right, an “accident” killed four guys after a raid against a cartel.

This rotund bear mogged my hibernation bulk

Counter with “can you convert a Word doc to a PDF?” for a brief stun

The Wheel of Posts turns, and Threads come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Thread that gave it birth comes again. In one Thread, called the Mega Thread by some, a Thread yet to come, a Thread long past, a wind rose in Chapo Dot Chat. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Posts. But it was a beginning.

My darling child recently pivoted from a lemonade stand to an AI stand and now there’s a line around the block to give her $50 every time she pours water into the gutter

The cost will be borne by the federal government under a December 2024 bill signed by President Joe Biden. In November 2025, Maryland officials announced that the projected cost had more than doubled

The way I change my lunch order when I realize the company is paying

“ACAB!” I scream at the park ranger who’s trying to stop me from piling rocks up on a hiking trail

That meme where it’s a woman labeled “cracker” shouting “cracker” daggers at a man labeled “cracker”