Tired: enshittification

Wired: COVIDification

California sober

I remember in 2020 a lot more people weren’t working because of COVID, so more people were able to hit the streets. Probably smaller crowds this time around for that reason too

His handlers calculated the exact middle ground between “let the president deploy troops to brutalize Californians” and “don’t let that happen” and this is that message

get government mandated real ID

government thinks it’s fake

You can use a slurp juice on multiple xicoins

President rolls “worst debate ever,” asked to leave Washington

That meme where it’s a woman labeled “cracker” shouting “cracker” daggers at a man labeled “cracker”