I have to admit, I am intrigued by Darth Maul experiencing the Empire and reacting like the Taliban guys who hate working in offices now.

bumping

Leaving treats out for my gangstalkers to show I appreciate their hard work.

I tried really hard to find out if it had a name and I couldn't, sorry.

Polite bears seldom become dope ass

I wanna uh shou outta Ja McCain. He said to me I said to him you're a never man I'm a never man; will you be my pallbearer? He selected me. I was like sure, man; and what a great honor. What an honor to be, uh, scuse me. And that's really the way things are. (Suddenly furious) And not this VAGUE. VAGUE. Bullshit. Thank you.

Vadimr Putin thought he could Finlandize NATO. We natoized Finland.

Jesus Christ, nobody's beating the Thunder

I've changed your name. Your name from now on is "Local Bakery." This is how you will sign your checks from now on.

They just found a dwarf planet that kills the planet nine hypothesis