Dope ass bears

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[–] 28 points 5 months ago

it's spring, so...

"did you sleep well?"

"yeah I slept just fine. what about you"

"yeah I slept like a baby. third bear, how about you? did you sleep well?"

"I had a real nice long sleep. fourth bear, did you sleep well?"

"you know it I slept all winter"

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago

    The water is nice

    Yes, it is

    The sun is also nice

    The sun is nice, I agree

    I like to eat a fish

    I like to eat a fish and also berries

    I tried to catch a squirrel

    There is a bird

    Birds fly

    That's true

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago

    Just four bears, chillin in a river, four feet apart cuz they're not gay

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago

    "And then Goldilocks ate my fuckin porridge!"

    "No way!"

    "Oh my god."

    "Dude, seriously?"

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    "...So, I saw this cat, outside, stacking rocks, the other day..."

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    "i think they wear hats cos they dont have fur"
    "what? what? why? how is that related?"
    "they wear hats to avoid sunburn, cos they dont have thick fur like us"
    "you cant just make such sweeping pronouncements, correlation isnt causation"
    "well, what's your idea then? why hats?"
    "i dont know, we've been solving increasingly tricky trash can problems but we're no nearer to gaining their confidence"

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    man this spa rocks

    murmurs of agreement

    beer can cracks open

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    A grizzly sight to be sure.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    "So Dave, how are the quarterly salmon projections looking? And the honey availability?"

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    Bear stuff. You wouldn't understand

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    [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    trying to decide who's an insufferable lib

    the results are init's you

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Where to post Contrapoints slop

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    So anyway the salmon said "please don't eat me I got a family!"

    hahahaha

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    New food sources -- USians contain too many toxic chemical additives.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Do you think one of them farts and they all start laughing?

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    The first Interbeartional

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    "Wow, it IS deep here, isn't it?"

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