It’s a good thing Charles Schulz isn’t alive to see this.

There. I ixed it. 👇😃

Just learned this.

So not mushroom for error. 🫤

Oh dammit! I did it again! 😅
I always mess up with sweet and sweat. 🤌😩🤌

I once tried to start a conversation with a girl at a party, but she immediately said she had a boyfriend and pointed at him.
So I had a great, long talk with her boyfriend the whole evening, drinking beers, making jokes and laughing hysterically, while the girl stood in the corner by herself with a glass of water, looking pissed, car keys dangling from her finger.

What a great night. 😄

Damn right. I shave. 🪒😎

I may have accidentally based them on Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko. 😬

I did. I hope I got it right. 😊

In hindsight, I could've shown the trigger warning BEFORE showing the strip. 🤔

It’s a good opportunity to teach little Timmy a life lesson about death without buying him a pet first.

My cheap ass dad brought home some roadkill for that purpose. ะเ