[alt text: an image of tweet replying to another tweet. The first tweet is by a publication possibly called "The Spectator Index", and the tweet states: "JUST IN: Open AI has won a $200 million contract with US Department of Defense". The reply tweet is by user @bloodbytez. The tweet shows a picture of the Staring Donkey from Shrek meme, and the text of the tweet says, "me watching the CIA pull up an AI generated video of me committing a crime that they made [up]".]

A step-by-step guide

My ANeko cat was there to see it, too.

[alt text: a two panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor is talking to a patient, and the patient is holding her head. The doctor is saying, "Does it hurt?", and the woman is replying, "Yes...". In the second panel, the doctor is replying, "Keep your cat inside or I'll punch you again". ]

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A two-panel cartoon humorously shows "the talk" across generations.

The top panel shows parents giving their child the traditional "when two people love each other very much..." talk.

The bottom panel reverses this, showing the grown child giving their parents "the talk" about "when someone calls and says they're from Microsoft Tech Support."

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Neighbourhood watch vigilantes in paramilitary gear on the sidewalk making a citizens arrest of a balaclava clad man. There is a tiny community street library next to them.

One of them on a walkie-talkie says: "Janet? We got him. The guy who takes best selling novels and leaves behind textbooks from 1978"

Realizing that not every moment in life will be deep, or meaningful, or vibrating with energy that would give him the fulfillment that he'd always hoped for, Todd unloaded the dishwasher.

So he could wear a uni-form

Found this in a tourist magazine. Oh the things you can trademark

[alt text: a two-panel comic meme. The first panel is a photo of Jaden Smith, who is wearing a strange helmet that is shaped like a house, with his face poking out of a cutout where the front door of the house would be. The second panel is a photo of Will Smith from 2022 Academy Awards show, where he is shouting at Chris Rock on stage. The caption on this second panel says,"Keep my son's head out your fuckin' house!"]

cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/18172576

A hilarious video explaining how not to look like a Not-So nice guy if you're giving a speech to many people!

[alt text: A WW2 propaganda poster that has been edited. The poster depicts a 1940s American man driving a car, and a ghost of Hitler is in the passenger seat. The text on the poster says: "When you ride TESLA you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation TODAY!"]

[alt text: a text-and-image meme. The text says: "When you're in the pit and you stop a hardcore kid from spin kicking you in the face". The image is a photo of two men facing each other. One man is older and muscular, and the other is younger and skinnier. Both men seem to be naked in a shower, and the younger man's leg is raised up such that his foot is up against the wall of the shower, next to the older man's head. The older man is holding the younger man's raised leg with his muscular arm. Upon further inspection, the photo seems to be a cropped frame from a gay male pornographic film.]

[alt text: Text above a photo of Santa Claus looking at a long paper list. The text says: "Me: 'What list am I on Santa?'. (Santa: ) 'Well, I've been looking at the memes you've been posting... so probably DHS, NSA, and the FBI?..."]

[alt text: a text and image meme. The image is a medieval or Renaissance illustration, which depicts a woman being awoken from sleep by a gang of black cats. One large, human-sized cat is walking on the waking woman, and the other cats are in a circle around the woman and holding lit torches. The text above the image says, "AWAKEN WENCH! Though is hast not yet been emptied, the bottom of our kibble chalice is once again visible."]