Dogs are the best people.

They still got pretty gross, though.

The key to a healthy immune system is to give it lots of exercise.

I don't have any ideas for you but I'm interested in the answers, because I'm pretty much in exactly the same boat.

It's not insubordination, it's their duty.

Fuckin' understatement!

I remember thinking that he was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. That day was his trans daughter disowning him, apparently. The only thing I was wrong about was the 'super' bit.

Autocrats.

This is still what he voted for.

I don't know why anyone took him seriously before this.

What if everyone does it en masse though?

Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.