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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Actually I'm his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.