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[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well la-tee-da, fuck my AND gates and inverters.

Look at moneybags over here with his instruction sets.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

Back in my day when you wanted a computer to do something, you just asked her to do it and then underpaid her because women can't hold real jobs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gates and inverters!!?

Luxury!

In my day we had to use transitors and resistors and, if we were lucky, maybe capacitors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Look at me, I have a friend at bell labs.
We had to use vacuum tubes, and we liked it.