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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's Juliet's last name in Romeo and Juliet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, that's Capulet.

I think a couplet is something nice you say about another person.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No, that's a compliment.

You're thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It really ties the room together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No that's a carpet. You're thinking of a griddle bread that's commonly served with tea in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

No, that's a crumpet. You're thinking of enumerating things

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Two lines that rhyme

Damn you is fine

Will you be mine

Or as DMX said

I know how to get down, know how to bite

Bark very little, but I know how to fight