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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, kind internet stranger. I'm still going to buy ice cream though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You did great caring for yourself with that ice cream, bud. Keep it up! You're doing it!