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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (3 children)

aw crap I tried to be truthful to my therapist and now I am being involuntarily committed!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just told mine, if I was going to do it… I wouldn’t be talking you you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

All I wanted was just a Pepsi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Okay this just went from funny-sad to 'way too real'.