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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for calling HP Painters! We would be happy to complete your painting job for the low, low price of $200! That's the up-front cost, then just a small subscription of $100/month on a 10-year contract.

Thanks again for calling, you can send in your deposit of your first born child to

    HP Painting & Blood Extraction Services
    666 Hells Way
    Gary IN 46407
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I love that they're located in Gary.