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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ha jokes on you, I'll just call HP Painters instead! ๐Ÿ˜œ

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They're a good choice if you want your house bricked.

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

oh no what are you doing step Brother Laser Printer

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey no PrintHub content here, this is a family friendly sub

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How about some Family Therapy for the entire household?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Is this a st_epson_ joke?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why would you paint a house brick?

Just call Brother painters and they will give your house a powder coat for 1/10th the cost!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I went to Best Buy. They have two options. Shit and more shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Don't sign up for HP Instant Amontillado.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for calling HP Painters! We would be happy to complete your painting job for the low, low price of $200! That's the up-front cost, then just a small subscription of $100/month on a 10-year contract.

Thanks again for calling, you can send in your deposit of your first born child to

    HP Painting & Blood Extraction Services
    666 Hells Way
    Gary IN 46407
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I love that they're located in Gary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Until you get a call from them saying the can of unused paint has passed it support date and you need to purchase a new one, but we don't sell those outright any more you need to get a $20/m subscription.