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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To be entirely fair, the ratio is different (and better imo) with things like reeses

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The ratio is very important. I'm a Reese's miniature cup fan myself, even over the original. I won't turn down an Easter variety though... :D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's too soft to my tastes. I like the texture of the original because it's got that hard outer shell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Same here, the eggs are ok but a regular cup right out of the freezer is the best

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah, og or bust. The others are okay, but that texture in the original is the best.