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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I bet you like Necco wafers too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I used to but they contain gelatin and I do not consume that. If they removed the gelatin, I'd be all over them again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Umm, have you checked the ingredients on the conversation hearts recently? They're the same thing, just produced in different shapes. Unless you're finding an off brand that makes theirs differently?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Gelatin = necco. I have checked candy hearts and never seen that as an ingredient. It has been actually years since I had any though and I know they went out of production for a while. Maybe things are different now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I do