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Meanwhile, it's finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, "gelt", etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!
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That's because the brown ones are the only ones the Marines don't eat.
Maybe not orally, but Marines have a certain type of creativity when it comes to consuming crayons.
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Screw, tin man.
Why are you passing off a Stevie Wonder link as a crayon chocolate link
A Stevie Wonder link? What are you talking about? That link goes to the WaPo article.