Yeah buts it's fresh micro plastic and not this stall stuff I've had in me for years.

That should depend on how the chemicals accumulate though. If all the plastic ends up in your blood and never gets naturally filtered out, it could make sense. Maybe it builds up in your fat/muscles instead though, or gets filtered over time and the amount in your system is the same as the amount in what you have recently eaten, idk

Somehow I don't think they'd mind too much, provided you give them a nice leech habitat.

Until Socraleech comes along and they force him to suck hemlock.

And 4Chan, which is the worst form of internet advice.