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Wow this is so helpful. I thought skipping iPhones and avocado toast would cover it, but putting down Fido definitely makes sense.
Here's a couple more ideas:
If your child is young enough, you might be able to sell them to African slavers to work in diamond mines. Not only a savings but a profit!
Euthanasia can be pretty pricey,* better to just, idfk, send Fido off on an ice floe or whatever
*source: personal experience, lost three senior cats in ~18 months
Legit, actually, there have been lawmakers who've justified lowering the minimum work age in their states as 'well some people really need their kids to work to afford things'. Like that's a normal thing.