this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.

Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It was a contest for children!!

And he whooped their butts!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a nice simple life

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Also constantly abuses Bart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Also painfully inept at his job, but they're corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept