FiniteBanjo comments on Homer

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 21 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.

Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.

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[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It was a contest for children!!

And he whooped their butts!

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a nice simple life

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Also constantly abuses Bart

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Also painfully inept at his job, but they're corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept

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