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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People are so unused to violent confrontation in the United States that just suggesting violence indirectly can be enough to scare them into giving you something.

Like a bag of trail mix?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I've often wondered whether this guy "successfully" "robbed" me. Seems like a lot of semantics though, genuinely I just thought having some food would probably chill him out and make him leave, but you might ask, is this actually different from being robbed?

I guess the difference is when he was gone I felt good about myself.