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Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says (www.latimes.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (32 children)

assault with a deadly weapon

If a pen qualifies as a deadly weapon, what doesn't? Assault with bare hands?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

"Assault with a deadly weapon or instrument other than a firearm" (CPC 245(a)(1)) can be charged as either a misdemeanor or a felony depending on the exact circumstances.

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