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[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine's adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a "good guy" and worked with the X-Men for years.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Holy Christ, can we get some spoilers on what happens after? He couldn't possibly have survived that... right?

[–] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's only one substance more powerful than adamantium in Marvel comics: popularity-induced plot armour.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

He didn't even die there, if you can believe it. Though he is catatonic and carried home by Jean Grey. This is one of the few comic books I actually had.

Immediately after this, Xavier gets pissed and completely mind-wipes Erik, something he promised he'd never do. This causes a part of his psyche to splinter off, eventually kidnap Franklin Richards, and merge with him to become Onslaught.

Then an amnesiac, de-aged Magneto shows up to help the X-Men fight Onslaught.

Comics are wild, man.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The adimantium was actually poisoning him, and his healing factor was fighting it the whole time. So when he lost the metal he became ultra powerful and developed bone claws

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same exact thing happened to me except instead of adamantium it was my virginity and instead of becoming super-powerful I became a dad.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But you got bone claws at least, right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Probably just bone spurs

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He survived having molten adamantium injected onto his bones. I'd guess that this wouldn't be as bad as that was.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think I read a comic where he is basically burnt alive in some kind of explosion and he goes through the regeneration process mentioning, I think, nerves are the worst to regenerate because it's really painful

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, any of the questions of "who would win" when Logan is involved are hard to answer because he's pretty much impossible to kill.

Though there are some that could throw him into the sun. Maybe it would kill him, maybe it would trap him, maybe it would just give him new powers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Isn't Logan actually susceptible to dying by beheading? AFAIK, only with Deadpool's mutated cancer can his healing factor grow a whole new body.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It probably depends on the writer who is currently writing him, but chat gpt thinks he would eventually recover from decapitation or attacks that destroy his brain. I can't remember where I got this from, but my understanding is that as long as some of his cells survive, he will regenerate. Which could rule out the surviving the sun depending on whether he'd burn up faster than he can regenerate (and assuming no new powers affect this).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It happened in old wolverine movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It changes based on the comic book, from what Ive read. Theres comics where hes survived being beheaded and his body kept elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Isn't it really painful every time his claws emerge through his skin? I seem to remember that being established at some point.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Fortunately for him, his adamantium skeleton is unrelated to his healing factor.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Logan burned out his healing factor to survive that (he was fine in the end, though), Xavier retaliated by wiping Magneto's mind but in doing so he created Onslaught, a sentient psionic entity created from the darker parts of their consciousness (Xavier and Magneto's)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As others mentioned, he definitely survived. But to add onto that, Deadpool got his healing factor from wolverine, and Deadpool's whole shtick is that he's virtually unkillable.

In order to kill either one of them, you have to kill every single one of their cells. For Deadpool at a certain point, even that won't work, because that happened. He died, then fell in love with the personification of death. That pissed off someone real powerful who then cursed Deadpool with immortality so he can never see his beloved again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Deadpool's healing factor was failing at one point and he got it jump-started with some of the Hulk's blood so it became even stronger than before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In order to kill either one of them, you have to kill every single one of their cells

Is Tomie inspired by Wolverine?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In a world where we got decent DC movies, I could see Jason Momoa as Lobo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

In a fair world we would have gotten a Lobo movie starring Lemmy Kilmister in the ‘90s or Rob Zombie in the ‘00s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've read comics where wolverine has been dismembered in half and still lives through it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Split him in half and watch him reform two logans like mitosis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's no way this idea hasn't been explored in some side comic, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It has with Deadpool. Basically a zombie version of him made from sewn together discarded parts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No there is a thing called wolverine law (i think) which states in that scenario only one half of him grows

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And whichever half it is, it is PISSED.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah there is a thing called wolverine rage or something in which logan goes bonkers and starts killing fuckin everyone .