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Replace him with who?
Dems have been so singularly focused on keeping any body left of Clinton away from power their alternatives are "Joe bidens policies but more hypocritical and from a black women", "Joe bidens policies but more hypocritical and from a gay guy", or "Joe bidens policies but from an insufferable nerd"
Idk they always find some ghoul. Hilldawg would be the funniest, but AOC has tacked rightward enough while maintaining "progressive" cover that they could maybe use her effectively.
AOC is just a young Pelosi at this point. Assuming the USA itself limps along as it is for another 40-50 years and doesn't outright collapse, she'll be around enforcing the status quo.
That would be Joe bidens policies but more hypocritical and from a gay guy
he'll nibble the competition
gavin newsom is their only other plausibly-nationally-viable candidate at this point
Gavin newscum? I don't even know how he looks and I'm already falling asleep.
They'll probably try AOC or anyone else from "the squad"
Picture a Mitt Romney clone that they didn't leave in the vat long enough.
lmao there's no way
They have no one else. Literally they need the youth vote.
they would choose losing 100/100 times before nominating someone to left of nixon
Here's the thing: they'll still lose
Who's the nerd?
Beto although his platform of explicitly telling Texans that yes, he is coming for their guns, seems to have been a lack of political sense too great for even the DNC.
Maybe his political instincts were better in his youth, when he was a member of the hacking group Cult of the Dead Cow under the handle "Psychedelic Warlord".