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From the same folks that brought you "We couldn't infiltrate this anarchist org because they asked us to read too much" we bring you their latest hit. (hexbear.net)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

FBI agents spending months doing research to be able to convincingly argue which primarch had the biggest dick (it was #2, it's why he was erased from history).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Every dick was hand crafted by big E. They’re all imacculate in their own way. I imagine Sanguinius fit the golden ratio, whereas Russ had an absolute hammer. Perhaps Pertuarbo was unnecessarily circumcised and that’s part of why he had such a complex.

Rowboat would definitely have the generic “nice dick bro”.

Alpharius could change dicks.

Let’s see, Magnus had a bunch of extra blood vessels so it got extra red and turgid.

Primarch dick tier list!

Ferrus manus was desensitized because of his death grip grooming habit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Lol #2