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Musk's stupid car killed Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister-in-law (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (5 children)

lmfao the dorks in the conspiracy thread saying this wouldn't have happened if she was armed, obviously the jews took away her window shooting out gun, smdh

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

ofc the thread is also full of anti-Asian racism from a bunch of dorks believing the US is controlled by Chinese fentanyl smugglers, and people getting hot and bothered about her being killed by a "hacked EV" because they can't imagine a billionaire is too inept at everyday life to not just back her car into a pond on her own.

Also none of them notice how the crucial billionaire removing feature here are the bulletproof windows that all of these stupid fucks would have on their own cars "because of BLM antifa terrorists" if they could afford them.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

honestly a bit surprised she was driving herself.

if i was a billionaire i'd be too high, too hungover, or too drained of my essence to drive

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

:proletariat: :bourgeoisie:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Honestly one of my big issues with billionaires is that they suck at being billionaires. You're a billionaire! You've won! Stop going to work! You've got billions!!! Go hire a personal pharmacist and a personal trauma doctor and do lethal amount of drugs with no fear. Live in a blimp! Go to the really weird sex orgies that only super cool people can get invites to and you get one because you own the place they hold it in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

if i was a billionaire i'd be...too drained of my essence

I think she'd just topped up her adrenochrome before getting in the car

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lmao Americans are so gun brained they can't even comprehend that you can break a car window without using a ranged firearm instead of a simple glass shattering tool that sells for like five bucks

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Gunbrain and carbrain is peak Americoid brainworms isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

p sure a piece of ceramic would do it - spark plug or similar

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The metal spikes on your headrest work too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine firing a gun inside a seal-closed car, that's gotta explode your ears

But even so, wasn't the glass bullet-proof?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ylTpBots6Oc

I can't find the original video anymore which is a shame because the look on the passenger's face when this mother fucker starts shooting out of his own windshield on the freeway is priceless.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

No charges filed

Wut

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Please encourage billionaires to discharge a firearm in a 50 cubic foot space pressurized by water so as to prevent the Shockwave from shattering the glass. They're small ear bones are yearning to be shattered.