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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (5 children)

He got the injection seven or eight times per month for over 2 years. Why would he do that? If he's such a germaphobe and a health enthusiast, you'd think he'd have some common sense that even if he thinks the vaccine is useful, too much of anything is never good. What is his mental glitch? It's a good thing he got studied and interesting that it's been determined to have no ill effects after getting the jab 214 more times than advised by CDC.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

He didn't do this for health reasons. He solid his vaccination passes to people that didn't want to get vaccinated themselves. The positive side effect is that we now have data on the effects of the vaccine that wouldn't have been possible to obtain without unethical human trials.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He sold his vax credentials to other people? Don't they have personal identifying information on them? linked to his name and identity? How can you give your own vaccine card to someone else?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Here in France it was just a qr code in an app, you don't get a picture of the person when you scan it, so basically sharing a screenshot of the qr code would have been enough to fool most restaurants, bars and such, because nobody bothered to ask for ID.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The vax passport is just a small yellow booklet and if you lose yours, you just get a new one from the doctor. You just sign your name and that's it. It would be pretty trivial to swap pages or maybe just write a different name on the cover.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe trying to find the upper limits of how many times a person can receive the vaccine! Haha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The upper limits? Well since he hasn't gotten sick from it yet, I guess he should keep going!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yea, if nothing else, breaking the skin has a non-zero chance of getting infected with some other random microbastard. Like, you don't want covid, but you don't want necrotizing fasciitis either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

German news outlets reported that there were certain days, when this person received as many as three vaccinations within the same day. https://archive.ph/pqwVK (in German, original pay-walled)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Jeez 🤦‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

common sense

Yeah, this clearly enters into the realm of a mental disorder. There's no logical thought happening. It's a compulsion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And then this may shed some light on the matter, if true.