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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There's gotta be one like this for her lewd behavior in the theater too!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Boebert rails against Beetlejuice, then beats her date til he juices

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'd never heard the word licentious before. Perfect usage!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Wait was she the one giving the man she was committing adultery with a hand job in public?