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Look, she may have never met him but you can't prove it isn't love. The first day a chicken learns what love is is the first day they start producing eggs. They lay until they truly believe Romeo may have been a liar and they lose their love. A tragic broken heart.
These eggs are unfertilised.
I don't think you'd like fertilised ones, to be honest. Although it is a delicacy in Asia.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)
We know they are unfertilized...
Well the guy above didn't.
He thought chickens have to have sex to be able to lay eggs.
So the Romeo and Juliet references and the discussion of the love life of a chicken must not have given away my sarcasm haha
It also appears FlyingSquid was making jokes as well. "It does for these eggs" was stated in the discussion by them.
It is probably hard for people to pick up in text but is a cultural colloquilism I would say. Like saying "Not with that attitude" to someone who says an individual can't throw a car over a fence with their bare hands.
This whole thing seems like people took his jokes to seriously and thought of them as trolling.
Sure, "it was a joke", but it also gave away your ignorance of basic biology.
.... I have lived on a dirt road and raised chickens without any roosters. Keep going on thinking you are better than others you don't understand, you sound like an ignorant asshole
Edit: Also in case you don't believe it still, here is an undedit response by me days ago in this post
It's okay to make mistakes.
No, I don't care about where you've lived or what you've done. You said "the first day a chicken learns what love is is the first day they start producing eggs."
Which is even weirder if you've raised chickens.
So the chicken eggs aren't usually fertilized part posted yesterday or what not wasn't enough to convince you I believed they weren't fertilized. Strange
I hope you are having a a great day friend. I was having a shit one earlier. Sorry for saying you sounded like an asshole before
So what did you mean by this, exactly?
We are discussing eating chickens and whether or not they were acceptable. So I made a joke about Romio and Juliet saying how a love starts and ends a production whether or not Romeo ever showed up. It wasnt a deep joke, just a reponse
Nah, you're actually now backpedaling because you didn't realise/remember and it makes no sense.
There's no joke in "the first day a girl has sex, she starts menstruating".
There was no joke. Nothing.
You just said dumb shit and you're too proud admit to that
Why do idiots always cover their moronicity with "no... I was joking"?
I have an actual answer: the people who aren't ashamed to go "oh whops, that's true, I'll correct that" actually end up learning things.
The irony. "I didn't understand something so the person who commented it must be wrong". You are saying I am in denial about something I posted explicitly 2 days ago and added in a screen shot. If you can't figure that out I'm afraid no one may be able to help you.
Then you're just absurdly bad at communicating, because there's no joke in your comment, and it clearly states "“the first day a chicken learns what love is is the first day they start producing eggs.”"
There's no "joke" in that, there's just the assumption that chickens do not lay eggs without fertilisation.
Hey it's okay you said something dumb online, just leave it man, why do you care?