▲ 1375 ▼ Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com) submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 356 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 283 points 2 years ago (3 children) He also yelled "I'm hit" while unloading on his own vehicle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 279 points 2 years ago (5 children) Same as when they think they're doing on fentanyl... After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something. Because of this, the video also showed Hernandez complaining about feeling “weird” and shouting to his colleague that he’s been hit. It’s all very dramatic. Cops are constantly terrified because of their training, so they panic and mistake a panic attack for something else. Being a cop sucks so much (because of their own leadership and culture) that good qualified people do t want to be a cop. So we end up with these fragile snowflakes that shouldn't be allowed to carry at all. Let alone be a cop permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago (3 children) These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them. If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just so we're clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago And the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Imagine a drug you only had to touch. You'd never run out! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (3 children) What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it's skin permeable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's just because you don't know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Only If it’s wet permalink fedilink source parent [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed. It's not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can't be absorbed through the skin. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah... I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl. The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* good people get fired as cops because they hesitate to shoot unarmed people and won't lie for officers doing questionable things. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago My goodness what a fucking snowflake. Maybe you shouldn't be in the profession if you're "scared shitless" 99% of the time. But we all know that's a cover for them. They love killing people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago ...fragile snowflakes that shouldn't be allowed to carry at all. Yeah but deputy tacticool has holo sights. Not wasted on him at all. Poor Durango. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Training? What training? permalink fedilink source parent [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago "It hit my vest" and "I feel weird". Them be signs that his fat ass has coronary artery disease. Fucking Okaloosa County. Good riddance. Don't miss it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is he trying to use the South Park ‘He’s coming right for us’ defense? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Aren't they all? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 279 points 2 years ago (5 children) Same as when they think they're doing on fentanyl... After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something. Because of this, the video also showed Hernandez complaining about feeling “weird” and shouting to his colleague that he’s been hit. It’s all very dramatic. Cops are constantly terrified because of their training, so they panic and mistake a panic attack for something else. Being a cop sucks so much (because of their own leadership and culture) that good qualified people do t want to be a cop. So we end up with these fragile snowflakes that shouldn't be allowed to carry at all. Let alone be a cop permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago (3 children) These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them. If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just so we're clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago And the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Imagine a drug you only had to touch. You'd never run out! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (3 children) What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it's skin permeable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's just because you don't know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Only If it’s wet permalink fedilink source parent [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed. It's not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can't be absorbed through the skin. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah... I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl. The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* good people get fired as cops because they hesitate to shoot unarmed people and won't lie for officers doing questionable things. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago My goodness what a fucking snowflake. Maybe you shouldn't be in the profession if you're "scared shitless" 99% of the time. But we all know that's a cover for them. They love killing people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago ...fragile snowflakes that shouldn't be allowed to carry at all. Yeah but deputy tacticool has holo sights. Not wasted on him at all. Poor Durango. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Training? What training? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago (3 children) These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them. If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just so we're clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago And the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Imagine a drug you only had to touch. You'd never run out! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (3 children) What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it's skin permeable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's just because you don't know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Only If it’s wet permalink fedilink source parent [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed. It's not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can't be absorbed through the skin. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah... I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl. The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just so we're clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago And the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago And the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Imagine a drug you only had to touch. You'd never run out! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (3 children) What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it's skin permeable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's just because you don't know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Only If it’s wet permalink fedilink source parent [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed. It's not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can't be absorbed through the skin. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (3 children) What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it's skin permeable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's just because you don't know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Only If it’s wet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Please don't take away my dream of endless LSD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Garak@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get yourself a degree in chemistry and you'll be able to make a lifetime supply. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ADHD and an internet connection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Garak@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago Ahh you'll be fine then! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don't understand the difference. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's just because you don't know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah, right. I don't believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) We need details, dammit. More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD. Synthesizing the drug isn't the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry.... Step three: make the good stuff. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don't need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn't making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it's ensuring that it's not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It's not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) That was the joke. You technically don't even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We're trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago I took Advanced Orgo for fun so I'm with you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Only If it’s wet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed. It's not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can't be absorbed through the skin. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah... I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl. The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* good people get fired as cops because they hesitate to shoot unarmed people and won't lie for officers doing questionable things. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago My goodness what a fucking snowflake. Maybe you shouldn't be in the profession if you're "scared shitless" 99% of the time. But we all know that's a cover for them. They love killing people. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago ...fragile snowflakes that shouldn't be allowed to carry at all. Yeah but deputy tacticool has holo sights. Not wasted on him at all. Poor Durango. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Training? What training? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago "It hit my vest" and "I feel weird". Them be signs that his fat ass has coronary artery disease. Fucking Okaloosa County. Good riddance. Don't miss it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is he trying to use the South Park ‘He’s coming right for us’ defense? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Aren't they all? permalink fedilink source parent