▲ 1375 ▼ Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com) submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 356 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn't a black kid nearby. Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing. permalink fedilink source parent