this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How is it her fault that he couldn't even be bothered to open a present from someone?

He sounds like he deserves to be single.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well it's a good thing these stories are fake. The first time I heard it was from a standup comic where his grandma gave him a bible when he went off to college and she said to read it any time he needed money. In the pages was a note telling him to fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Anthony Jeselnik. Fantastic comic

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Anon should've probably at least opened the book but she also put all her hopes into that single note. Pretty silly move