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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, it's not going to be truly random. The lottery is fixed and only the poorest 30% are eligible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

For some reason they all come from Cleveland