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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Xi looks annoyed that he's reading another letter from hexbear asking him to abolish the commodity form.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It's a lever! Anything else is revisionism.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the communism button is a Rube Goldberg style machine that, when pressed, releases a slice of Swiss cheese in front of a rodent on a hamster wheel, whose spinning motion unravels a string holding back a marble that rolls down a tube to knock over a domino, which knocks over several more dominoes that ends up activating a model train set, which runs over the power button of a laser pointer, which makes a nearby housecat to swipe at the on/off switch of a fan, which blows a ping pong ball into a otherwise balanced scale, which holds a pair of scissors which rises to cut a string holding a bucket of water directly above the seat in the oval office, drenching [insert sitting US President] with water thus creating Communism

Have you even read Marx?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The later volumes of Kapital get pretty weird, huh?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, having a timestamped URL to a Youtube video was an odd addition to 2 Das 2 Kapital and it was an odd decision to be included in a physical book a century before the invention of the internet but I guess Marx and Engels were ahead of their time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

mmm yes, a new wave of leftist infighting on the nature of the communism lever/button. and if it's a button, is it a flimsy rubber dome construction or a proper mechanical switch?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

It's a lever and button arcade setup. Xi is busy practicing his wombo combo cancel into full communism super

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

While the range of motion in the lever encapsulates the great ebb and flow of our Circadian Rhythms, its mechanical song a dedication to the proletariat spirit, a mighty phallus swinging as the electromagetic poles shift to signal a new aeon, nothing can compare to the frictionless immediacy and punctual sex appeal of a big red button. If I were Dr. Frankenstein, I could delegate a lever pull to a subordinate and still enjoy myself, but if I were a USian president, I would slam my fist on the ALL NUKES LAUNCH button before I even read the label.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Analog switches are also acceptable!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Eric Clapton: "My dream, is to have a tiny man living inside Xi's ass, and controlling Communism with Chinese Characteristics with a bunch of levers and wires."