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Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in. (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just wait for the 23AndMe liquidation sale.

They're financially fucked and your genome is going to get sold out to advertisers and life insurance companies.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

That site always sounded like a poly dating site to me. Is the domain for sale?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Life insurance? Pfft biochemical and pharma more like.

Monsanto!