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[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not hot dog

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Link for those who don't get the Silicon Valley reference

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Absolutely not. Croissants are toast, or more specifically, muffins.

A bearclaw is a calzone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

angry Ben Wyatt sounds

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I toasted a croissant today and now I'm not sure what to call that

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A toastassant.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Toassant*.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Toastussy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Croissants are butter scones, which basically makes them American biscuits!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Jin Yaaaaaaaaang!