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Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.
Conservatives are so out of touch that they think that Taylor Swift still needs a platform after a record breaking music tour. If anything, she is the platform that the NFL needs for a female audience, not the other way around.
She can have a regular owl like the rest of us.
You have an owl? Funny i never got mine.
I can't even afford an artificial owl. :(
Nobody does, really.
I dunno, I imagine it'd be a cool brand name for oversized toilets.
I prefer the owls
I'm almost certain she can just buy a Superbowl now