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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Conservatives are so out of touch that they think that Taylor Swift still needs a platform after a record breaking music tour. If anything, she is the platform that the NFL needs for a female audience, not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She can have a regular owl like the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You have an owl? Funny i never got mine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Rachael: Do you like our owl?

Deckard: It's artificial?

Rachael: Of course it is.

Deckard: Must be expensive.

Rachael: Very.

I can't even afford an artificial owl. :(

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nobody does, really.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I imagine it'd be a cool brand name for oversized toilets.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I prefer the owls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm almost certain she can just buy a Superbowl now