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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm buying a girl. ๐Ÿ˜ Keep the laminator for yourself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Yes officer, this comment right here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hand jobs are a no go, unfortunately.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am going to feed you to the ravens you debauched profligate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm not eating that...

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago