You yanged OP's yin.

So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D

Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they're slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

You monster.

You half-dogged the bun. You don't half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

(Pls read this in the "you can't double dip the chip" voice)