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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Do this enough, and physics will stop you from getting in your car.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Adulthood is being able to buy and eat as much cake as you want, but knowing that you really shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They’ll probably stop you from fitting your pants long before that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Pant's are overrated anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pant's what?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Pant's deeply into deez nuts

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

So is chocolate cake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's when you buy a bigger car

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That explains the entire USA.