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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DRM Battery, you can only refill it the X amount of times that is paid for. Don't worry you can have it serviced for an exorborant fee, that will become another subscription.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Now I pray that nobody of the executives see your comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

something like that would 100% be yeeted from Europe in a split second

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If a random person on Lemmy thought of it, odds are an executive has as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Be honest with yourself, are they really that stupid? If they were they wouldn't be making as much money as they do. They are very capable of thinking up new ways to extract money from others. I would argue that what they lack is empathy and sense of community.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Apple already does it.