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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For the past couple of years Dave Chapelle has had a 24/7 police presence on his property.

This would have made for a classic skit on Chapelle's Show. Black man gets so rich and out of touch that he pays police to follow him around.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it's like if Dave Chapelle were still alive, he would definitely find a way to make fun of Dave Chapelle.. he'd go out of his way..