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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

weird how we're not using the '9/11s as a proportion of population' anymore! what are we at now, 1,000+ 9/11s?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I went a couple weeks without seeing a Hexbear user and it was fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I wish I was as lucky as you