"Herp derp ~~speculative investment~~ gambling at a VIP casino, using ill gotten chips from previous exploitations, with loaded market pressure dice, and marked insider information cards, is totally a real job worthy of not only some profit, but virtually all profit!"

-The do nothing capitalist class living large off other people's labor.

Good con if you can get it. We were conquered by the traveling snake oil salesmen of old that finally figured out how to get all the gullible idiot's money without even having to run away to the next town. They named it market capitalism. Credit where it's due.