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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is Icelandic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have see all if these except a praying mantis. What happens then? Enlightenment?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nonono you have to gather them, then you can begin the ritual.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh OK. Where can I find a praying mantis?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's fucking hard to find a praying mantis these days, all the ones I seem to find are atheist or non practicing, fuckin godless heathens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We must purify the bloodline to complete the ritual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In a mantis church obviously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought they were atheists?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Only the ones who doesn't pray