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Texas AG Threatens Seattle Hospital With Jail Unless It Provides Trans Patient Data
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this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2023
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I got it - a jackhammer!
I was trying to think of something this guy could go fuck himself with that was both fast AND hard enough.
Cover It with coarse sandpaper, broken glass and Komodo dragon saliva first. Don't want the experience to be too comfortable for him.
It’s the attention to detail that matters. Nice work!
I aim to displease bows
Let’s size it down a bit?
A hammer drill.
To give the saliva time to work
Komodo dragon venom*
I've always been a fan of rusty hedge trimmers myself.