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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've won therapy every time. It doesn't take much to figure out the two options are 1. Get my shit and sort it out or 2. Take drugs(but the legal ones).

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think per OP winning therapy means to get the therapist into depression. In you case the therapy won.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My therapist straight told me she has therapy to cope with my therapy.

It felt like a joke but I've always wondered 👀

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It’s true. All therapists are required to take therapy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Can you imagine the sort of shit therapist therapists hear? Like, it's gotta be the absolute worst of the worst. Do you think they have their own therapist therapist therapists they can talk to?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've always wondered who massages the masseuse?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

During mating season, they gather and form massage circles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's masseuses all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait it's all masseuses?

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Always has been

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

🌏👩‍🚀💆‍♀️👨‍🚀

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

F. Mine cried in the middle of a therapy session where I was talking through a traumatic experience that contributed to my emotional unavailability and detachment. I felt like a turtle shrinking back into its shell after taking a peek outside.